Appraisal
From a forwarded email
1st Mail 2 HR
Dear HR manager,
1. Raja, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Raja works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Raja never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Raja takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Raja is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Raja can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Raja be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
2nd Mail to HR
Dear HR manager,
Note: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote his report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7,
9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.
Signed - Project Leader
Comments
more irritating when they ask "What are you doing?" ... tabh dil me se awaz nikalti he "Andhee nazar nahi araha kia" :D