Great Confusions

¤ At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours? 

¤ In the word scent, is "S"  silent or "C"? 

¤ Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? 

¤ Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

¤ If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be...congress?

¤  Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

¤ Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

¤ How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

¤  If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches? 

¤ If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

¤  How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

¤ Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

¤ Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

¤ Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients? 

¤ Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

-¤ How come Noses run and Feet smell? 

¤  Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

¤ What are you  vacating when you go on a vacation?

We can never find the answers, can we?

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